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    Today is a day that I would love to rewind to my deployment days, things are simpler in a combat zone.
    "`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
    `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat:`we're all mad here.'"-
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zimmy View Post
    Beware of counterfeit virgins. Check for the seal of approval.
    I'll check each and every one of them with my probe to make sure
    Bring on the Sizzler


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    News Article:

    Official: North Koreans will follow Kim Jong Un

    Followed in quick succession Kim Jong Dos, Kim Jong Tress, Kim Jong Cuatro....

    Starts singing Wooly Bully in a manner only a truly blithered and stoned Paratrooper can sing.

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    Morph-dog cock painter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IEDmagnet View Post
    Today is a day that I would love to rewind to my deployment days, things are simpler in a combat zone.
    Deeper I keep submerging myself into civilian life, more I wish the same.
    Note taken for my next life (back into Airborne all the way!).

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    For MI


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    "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it"
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    Quote Originally Posted by VB View Post
    I'll check each and every one of them with my probe to make sure
    And with the leangh of your probe,they'll still be virgins when your done...........According to your wife anyway.
    LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS !

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    Quote Originally Posted by K.M.I.A View Post
    And with the leangh of your probe,they'll still be virgins when your done...........According to your wife anyway.
    She lied... She just didn't want to make you feel too bad.
    Bring on the Sizzler


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
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    awesome thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    For MI

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    Quote Originally Posted by AirborneCA View Post
    Meaning YOUR team didn't make the playoffs.

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    This picture needs to be re-captioned:


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    At which point can I remove the gloves and start "street beating" the farking retards selling dope and using guns?
    "`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
    `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat:`we're all mad here.'"-
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    How does a family with 4 kids, driving a 2008 Toyata SUV, with everyone including the kids having a cellphone, buy groceries with food stamps and WIC (Women, Infants and Children)(I think that's a Texas thing)?

    I grit my teeth while bagging 14 dollar steaks for food stamp or WIC buyers.
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