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    Well folks I leave here shortly for Maryland to go pick up the keys to my new place............just thought I'd share. Have a great day fuckers!
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    After almost firing my 2nd flooring contractor, late Company Commander's saying comes to mind: "If you want to get it done right, do it yourself"...
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    It's hard to chase the sand monkeys with your nuts sticking to your legs.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt.Raven View Post
    After almost firing my 2nd flooring contractor, late Company Commander's saying comes to mind: "If you want to get it done right, do it yourself"...
    If you were a little closer, I'd come over and help ya brother. I got all the tools and mad skills.

    Actually, floors are pretty easy, as long as its wood or tile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abnbull View Post
    If you were a little closer, I'd come over and help ya brother. I got all the tools and mad skills.

    Actually, floors are pretty easy, as long as its wood or tile.
    Thanks, Brother!

    One more renovation experience like this and I WILL move closer (hiding from DA for premeditated murder of next moron).
    Seriously, this is just "end-of-the-rope" last step of complete renovation, and HH6 (very handy Country girl & Mechanical Engineer) laid down 2 rooms upstairs with showroom precision, but
    was overly wary about slab leveling downstairs. So, we hired "reputable professionals". (BTW, it's a strand bamboo floating quick-lock by Morning Star).

    Have yourself a nice weekend!
    If I hit a lotto, I'll "import" you over for my new dungeon (with built-in bowling alley, easily convertable into shooting range).
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirborneCA View Post
    Well folks I leave here shortly for Maryland to go pick up the keys to my new place............just thought I'd share. Have a great day fuckers!
    Congrats on new place (you fucker)!
    Let me now if you need proven loser flooring contractor, or moron hillbilly plumber: mine jost got booted ..e-er "available".
    Enjoy your new den!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt.Raven View Post
    Thanks, Brother!

    One more renovation experience like this and I WILL move closer (hiding from DA for premeditated murder of next moron).
    Seriously, this is just "end-of-the-rope" last step of complete renovation, and HH6 (very handy Country girl & Mechanical Engineer) laid down 2 rooms upstairs with showroom precision, but
    was overly wary about slab leveling downstairs. So, we hired "reputable professionals". (BTW, it's a strand bamboo floating quick-lock by Morning Star).

    Have yourself a nice weekend!
    If I hit a lotto, I'll "import" you over for my new dungeon (with built-in bowling alley, easily convertable into shooting range).
    Put in a Morning Star Bamboo floor (nail in) for the ex-girlfriend. It was freakin beautiful!

    Good luck with the rest of the renovation.
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    Shock and awe motherfuckers. Shock and awe. I'm still in shock and definitely awed. In just a few months I'll move outta my 1981 21 foot Winnebago to a 1999 33 foot Keystone Sprinter with two slideouts 5th wheel. Shock and awe. Just accept.
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    Sign into AAS tomorrow morning, nerves are starting to hit right aboooout...now.

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    Free Range Virgins.

    Are they a Good Idea or something to avoid?

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    Virgins are always good to Hit!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RKShane View Post
    Virgins are always good to Hit!!!!
    I hate it when they hit back, though.

    *shrug*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt.Raven View Post
    Congrats on new place (you fucker)!
    Let me now if you need proven loser flooring contractor, or moron hillbilly plumber: mine jost got booted ..e-er "available".
    Enjoy your new den!
    HA ROGER THAT SHITE!
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    Oh, also:
    Dear APO I have had at least a half gallon of chili today









    Dear John, see you soon......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    Free Range Virgins.

    Are they a Good Idea or something to avoid?
    Beware of counterfeit virgins. Check for the seal of approval.


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