Random Thought of the Day

[Bell]

I qualify for food stamps. hahahaha

[Ironic-Mike]

[Bell]

I thought my depression and stress was tough. I just talked to a 77 year old warrior that's been having tough medical problems the past two years. My shit is just whining compared to his.

There's always somebody that has it tougher. It don't help your situation but it makes ya look at it a little different.

[Zimmy]

I qualify for food stamps. hahahaha

Good.

I'm glad the system (and my taxes) is going to someone worthy

[Bell]

Good.

I'm glad the system (and my taxes) is going to someone worthy

I saaaaaiiidd I qualify. I refuse to get on some government gimme program. I'll do it myself. Thank you.

[Guymullins]

I was standing in the park, wondering on why Frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

[lz_NorthPole]

My freaking back is hurting today, Again!

[VB]

Lying in bed one night, a chicken, smoking a cigarette, and looking very satisfied,
whispers to the pissed off egg lying next to him, "I guess we answered that question."

[P-Chop]

I would like to meet the hard fucking charger that came up with the 40 ounce bottle of beer......brilliant!

[Weazle23]

mmmmmmmmmmmm beeeer

[VB]

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[lz_NorthPole]

Patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood. It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.
Just thought you'd like to know...

[Weazle23]

... and the thunder rolls...

[lz_NorthPole]

"When I joined the military it was against regulations to be homosexual, then it became optional. I'm getting out before it becomes mandatory."

GySgt Harry Berres, USMC

[Ardent Lady]

"When I joined the military it was against regulations to be homosexual, then it became optional. I'm getting out before it becomes mandatory."

GySgt Harry Berres, USMC

Good plan.