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    Whodathunk? I just found the neatest pickup line. "May I help you find something Ma'am?" I've had some really interesting conversations using that.
    Yes, but did you get any strange?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ops NCO View Post
    Yes, but did you get any strange?
    Not yet. Still the new guy in town. Not looking to pick one up yet either. But dang, you wouldn't believe the damn flirting. me - Help you find something ma'am? her - maybe. me - just name it. her - I'm not sure what I'm looking for. me - well, if you need help just ask. her - oh, I will.
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    shhhhhh be very quiet...I'm hunting wabbit.
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    I worked construction most of my life so I never had the opportunity to interact with the public on a daily basis. The stupidity level has increased tremendously. I don't remember people being so fucking stupid.

    I'm constantly amazed at the idiocy. Why would a woman pull into the parking lot, stop, send her kids to move grocery carts to park her car, park, push carts out of the way, then grab a cart at the door?

    Some of the shit these people pull boggle my mind. I don't like being around people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bell View Post
    I worked construction most of my life so I never had the opportunity to interact with the public on a daily basis. The stupidity level has increased tremendously. I don't remember people being so fucking stupid.

    I'm constantly amazed at the idiocy. Why would a woman pull into the parking lot, stop, send her kids to move grocery carts to park her car, park, push carts out of the way, then grab a cart at the door?

    Some of the shit these people pull boggle my mind. I don't like being around people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bell View Post
    Why would a woman pull into the parking lot, stop, send her kids to move grocery carts to park her car, park, push carts out of the way, then grab a cart at the door?
    Easy. Then they'd have to push the cart ALL THE WAY to the door.
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    Most of em drive a new vehicle, cell phone stuck to her ear and buys groceries with food stamps or WIC (Women, Infants and Children). How the hell do they do that? I can't afford a cell phone. Maybe it's because I work?

    This world looks a lot different than the one I remember. I don't like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangerhunt View Post
    shhhhhh be very quiet...I'm hunting wabbit.
    Is this you?



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    Ya know, that kind of looks like the street that runs in front of Shadow's place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    Is this you?


    Negative...that's Shadow re-arming our hunting party.
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    I took my M16A1 out for a morning of Full Auto fire. 28 magazines of 30 capacity plus 100 rounds from a C-Mag.
    940 rounds total.

    That's more rounds than I ever shot in a year while I was in the Army.


    Back to cleaning it.

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    You know you've had a bad day when you get back home the only thing you want to motor-boat are the pillows on your bed.


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