Thread: Random Thought of the Day

  1. 01-17-2010, 07:13 PM #2101
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Theres plenty of things laying around to use as floaty's
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    It seems that telling the boss that corporate's new overtime policy was utter horseshit wasn't a great idea.

    It was his idea. Z06, maybe we can go fishin'.

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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Zimmy View Post
    It seems that telling the boss that corporate's new overtime policy was utter horseshit wasn't a great idea.

    It was his idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zimmy View Post
    It seems that telling the boss that corporate's new overtime policy was utter horseshit wasn't a great idea.

    It was his idea. Z06, maybe we can go fishin'.

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    Maybe instead of this being a moment the boss will appreciate your words for they're honesty and candor. You may never know..
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    He'll probably volunteer me for Haiti duty. That came up yesterday afternoon. I'll go, what the hell?

    I'm a pretty good crane rigger and I can operate most any heavy equip.


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    The Sin Wagon (family trailer) and the War Wagon (Rape Van) ride again....


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    Camping in January.

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    Smile Re: Random Thought of the Day

    The nicest thing about shooting my M16 suppressed in freezing weather is that, after removing the suppressor from the rifle, I was able to put it in an inside coat pocket and get warmed up very nicely.


    Oh, it felt good!
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    Women should be obsene and not heard.
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by K.M.I.A View Post
    Women should be obsene and not heard.
    Good Fucking Luck with that one



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    Quote Originally Posted by K.M.I.A View Post
    Women should be obsene and not heard.
    I think that's how Oral Sex first started.

    Ergra got tired of Ahooga screaming to whatever god they worshiped whenever they had sex.
    So to shut her up, not to mention to stop the ringing in his ears, he withdrew from Down Below and stuck it in her mouth.

    Silence reigned until she bit down hard.













    History does not note if she swallowed or not.
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  14. 01-28-2010, 09:07 AM #2114
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    When I was on statis I used to jump with a guy who's name was Geronimo.
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    I've got ancestors who spent a lot of saddle time looking for a guy named Geronimo.


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