Thread: Random Thought of the Day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    Are oompa loompas midget or dwarves? and were can I purchase one.
    I don't know what they are...
    But I hear if you hit one, 30 gold coins come out...
    Or was that a midget... =drink=

    As far as finding one, GOOD LUCK!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    Are oompa loompas midget or dwarves? and were can I purchase one.
    You will need a FOLOIC (Federal Oompa Loompa Owners Identifcation Card). Then after you purchase one, you have to pass an inspection to assure your home is Oompa Loompa accessible. Sticky, JM82, Vman and Fats can advise you on the neccessary changes. [LOL]

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Good one Jay.... stupid bastard.... I hope you rot in hell for all the atrocities you commited....
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    Maybe we can put him through the old wood chipper like he used to put all those other prisoners and condemned people he put to death with that same funky t-shirt jay? Of course we'd use the really slow speed for his enjoyment and viewing pleasure like as he went through it. :D The man deserves to suffer for what he put his people through all those years, and all the shit he did there in iraq that we may never know about.
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    Never Step on a warm cow Pie barefooted

    If You Have Not Made Out A Will ,Do So Now
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    FOG thought..... Always carry a P38, B52 and spoon, cause you never know when you'll be offered a drink or something to eat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wdd101st
    FOG thought..... Always carry a P38, B52 and spoon, cause you never know when you'll be offered a drink or something to eat.
    I have an MRE spoon dummiecorded to my purse.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krys
    Quote Originally Posted by wdd101st
    FOG thought..... Always carry a P38, B52 and spoon, cause you never know when you'll be offered a drink or something to eat.
    I have an MRE spoon dummiecorded to my purse.....
    That might come in handy at a crawdaddy cook in unless you be shucking by hands and mouth

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    The probelm with relatives is that you are related to them. :roll:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    The probelm with relatives is that you are related to them. :roll:
    Isn't that the truth bro some of you may remember my rants about my brother in law over on Pnet on the thread that got set up for me and and buddy of mine over there. Good Observation Brothersaga. 8)
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    uh...i'm going to rub one out.
    Five right...STAND BY!

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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box :?

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    Why are politicans allowed to live ?

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    Why the fuck does moving have to suck sooooooo much!!! And why the fuck won't my wife allow us to hire someone, so I don't have to do it??????

    Oh well....
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