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  1. 10-05-2009, 04:14 PM #1936
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by david1833 View Post
    That's an old one.


    But all of a sudden I had an insight on why MI drinks so much on the weekends.
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  3. 10-06-2009, 08:13 AM #1938
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    Kill a Commie (oops showing my age) Hadji for Mommy!!!
    "If you can't communicate, you can't command"
    Student: What if my main parachute doesn't open?
    Black Hat: You will immediately deploy your reserve parachute.
    Student: What if my reserve parachute doesn't open?
    Black Hat: You have the rest of your Airborne life to think about it.
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    The internet radio station I was listening to started playing "Always and Forever". I instantly changed the station.

    I had roommates play that song to the point of nearly spontaneously causing me to have uncontrollable nausea. I would gladly send its "Singers" and anybody else connected with that song into the worst areas of Afghanistan without any means to defend themselves from either the weather or the Taliban.
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    Why do we give a fuck if there's water on the moon?


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    I always thought it was made of cheese.......(at least that's what momma says).
    "If you can't communicate, you can't command"
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Resolute a stance of defiance
    Always teetering on the brink
    Nothing can hold you back when
    WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOLDING BACK A THING
    Open arms we embrace tomorrow
    Closed fists, tarnishing today
    We're not afraid to open our mouths and scream:
    WE BELIEVE IN WHAT WE SAY


    Like a wishper to the dusk
    An oath against the shadows, denying the dark
    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 'til the break of dawn
    Like a prayer unto the dawn
    In arms against the shadows, destroying the dark
    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 'til the break of dawn

    Covered in sweat and blood
    Yet still our heads held high
    Actions have consequences
    When you live for foolish pride
    Been careful not to lose ourselves
    Stand together one passion, one hate
    We believe in a better tomorrow
    We believe in WHAT WE SEE

    Like a wishper to the dusk
    An oath against the shadows, denying the dark
    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 'til the break of dawn
    Like a prayer unto the dawn
    In arms against the shadows, destroying the dark
    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 'til the break of dawn


    We'll fight our battles
    We'll wage our wars
    Settle the score with honor and blood
    We'll wear our scars like medals of hope
    LIKE MEDALS OF HOPE, LIKE MEDALS OF HOPE

    Like a wishper to the dusk
    An oath against the shadows, denying the dark
    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 'til the break of dawn
    Like a prayer unto the dawn
    In arms against the shadows, destroying the dark

    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 'til the break of dawn!!
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    damn, my post got latched on to....
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    That Dove hair care mixed into the lyrics is some funny shit.


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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    The Commander in Chief's plan for Afghanistan:


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    MrGreen Re: Random Thought of the Day

    From a site I'm not going to mention:

    "What's the difference between Delta Force and Rangers? What about 10th Mountain Division? How are their general missions different? What about training and equipment?"


    10th Mountain opens up on you immediately, beginning with a Pvt in the turret and escalating to the Colonels before anyone realizes "Hey, those guys are wearing MarPat and in HumVees, we should probably stop shooting..."

    Rangers confirm that you're Marines in HumVees before letting the first round rip off - that's why Marines wear High-and-tights almost as gaudy as the Ranger Horseshoe Haircut, hoping to confuse the Rangers long enough to slip into the FOB before they realize they have missed a chance for a high blue-on-blue body count...

    Delta has the dope on you from the time you entered their AO, but they choose not to fire unless you appear to be catching the eye of the one semi-hot non-diseased local chick. Or if they like your Oakleys. If they like your Oakleys, they have the sniper take you out with a pelvic shot to preserve the lenses...
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    From a site I'm not going to mention:

    "What's the difference between Delta Force and Rangers? What about 10th Mountain Division? How are their general missions different? What about training and equipment?"





    Now that's some funny shit!


    (Of course it sounds a lot like the Rangers talking about the 82d during Panama....)

    "Where is the prince who can afford so to cover his country with troops for its defense, so that ten thousand men descending from the clouds might not,in many places, do an infinite deal of mischief before a force could be brought together to repel them?" -Benjamin Franklin, 1784

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    http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ress_the_skull

    I've never heard of this

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    Did cowboys just eat beans? I gotta tell ya, it's a tough diet. Weird things start happening into the second week.
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    Question Re: Random Thought of the Day

    MI wants to see my DVD.

    As I haven't the faintest idea of Who Had the DVD Last, not to mention who is next, I'm considering buying another copy and sending it to her direct.

    Is that a good idea or not?
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