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    Quote Originally Posted by Armywife375
    It's not the quantity, it is the Quality!
    That's what guys with small ones say!
    "Son you are ate up like a dick sammich in a gay bar." ~SSG P.


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    Ten HandGrenades hanging on the wall,
    Ten HandGrenades hanging on the wall,
    Pull one pin and let it fall,
    There'll be no more Handgrenades and no brick wall!

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    Did you hear about the man who lost his entire left side? He's all-right now!

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    Last edited by CAL; 07-18-2008 at 09:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigSis61502
    Quote Originally Posted by Armywife375
    It's not the quantity, it is the Quality!
    That's what guys with small ones say!
    There's bulk to go and bulk to show, I'm bulk to go

    and yes I do need help............. [shots]

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    Why do we have Random thought's?





























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    Why don't witches wear panties?
    To get a better grip on the broom handle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crawdaddy79
    They aren't triangles.

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    The Seahawks top in their confrence. WTF?
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
    Damn Hillary Clinton to the Abyss.
    I hate posers!


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    How about Hanoi john kerry blaming President Bush for all the jobs going overseas, yet 81% of his wife's company is owned overseas; can you say the pot calling the kettle black here folks?

    Just an observation from someone who votes. 8)
    "Lobotomy means never having to say you're sorry."

    Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000


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    If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, would the first woodpecker to come along destroy civilisation?

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    Are oompa loompas midget or dwarves? and were can I purchase one.
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
    Damn Hillary Clinton to the Abyss.
    I hate posers!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    Are oompa loompas midget or dwarves? and were can I purchase one.
    I'm not sure on that one sir, but if you find out I'll buy him off ya.

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    Hey.......why couldn't we walk on the fucking grass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krys
    Hey.......why couldn't we walk on the fucking grass?
    Cause people are smoking it.....

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