Random Thought of the Day

[Garda11B1P]

Damn! You actually eat that Crap? My first wife tried to feed me a TV dinner Once; and once only after a hard day at work. I took one look at the thing and without saying a word went to the back door and called my dog and threw it to her. Then I went to the front door and got my gear, jumped on my motorcycle and went to the local steak house. She never tried to feed me a TV dinner ever again!

And thats why she was your first wife?

[Ironic-Mike]

You don't really think you're going to trip me up with that, do you?

You forget what I do for a living.



Now...how about that steak?

You're right, I DO forget what you do for a living.

Fine. Pick a spot and date, We'll split the bill If there was another steak house I trusted I'd name it.

[Ops NCO]

You're right, I DO forget what you do for a living.

Fine. Pick a spot and date, We'll split the bill If there was another steak house I trusted I'd name it.

I gotta go to Pennsyl-freaking-vania to have a steak with you?

I'm too cheap for that. I'll just mail you some tofu.

ETA: I changed my title just for you. But check it quick, I don't know as I'll leave it that way for long...

[Ironic-Mike]

I gotta go to Pennsyl-freaking-vania to have a steak with you?

I'm too cheap for that. I'll just mail you some tofu.

ETA: I changed my title just for you. But check it quick, I don't know as I'll leave it that way for long...

Tofu.... Isn't that some some sort of suppository?

OK, I checked your title.

So what? When I was in the hospital after my bypass one of the nurses was a Male Nurse. He was also a Reservist who had been activated for, I think, OIF. He told me he was attached to the 101st while he was activated. He was a big help to me when I started walking with one hugely inflated leg; that's where they took the veins for the bypass. My leg is still numb in places.

The 82nd vs. 101st vs.Everybody Else jokes may now commence.

[Ops NCO]

OK, I checked your title.

So what? .

Perhaps you're taking this more seriously than I am.

If so, maybe you can educate me on the vast difference between simvastatin and Zocor...

[Bell]

Ha!!! When yer on my budget, TV dinners and bologna are the key. I can get by on 20 bucks a week for food. Sure messes with the guts though.

[RedFalcon]

Ha!!! When yer on my budget, TV dinners and bologna are the key. I can get by on 20 bucks a week for food. Sure messes with the guts though.

You could always mix it up a bit with a can of corned beef hash every once in a while...I love that stuff!

[Skysoldier]

You could always mix it up a bit with a can of corned beef hash every once in a while...I love that stuff!

Hormel Corned Beef Hash!....it smells like like C-Rations....and also like dog food.

But it sure fills you up!

[Skysoldier]

You know you are getting old, when you find out your kids can get you a better deal on a bag of pot than your friends can!

[Ironic-Mike]

Perhaps you're taking this more seriously than I am.

If so, maybe you can educate me on the vast difference between simvastatin and Zocor...

Except for the price I don't know. And LadyDoc begged out.

[Ops NCO]

Except for the price I don't know. And LadyDoc begged out.

It's the same drug. Zocor is the brand name for simvastatin.

I figured you knew, and you were trying to trip me up.

[lz_NorthPole]

And thats why she was your first wife?

Yep! Working with number 4 now and if she tries to feed me TV dinners and her ass will be outta here Too

[Garda11B1P]

Yep! Working with number 4 now and if she tries to feed me TV dinners and her ass will be outta here Too

[lawndart504]

I just realized you masturbate more when your married then when your single.

[Skysoldier]

I just realized you masturbate more when your married then when your single.

Not me!.....you maybe....but not me!