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    Golf should be changed to "WHOTHEFUCKINTHEIRRIGHTMINDWHOULDEVERPLAYTHISMOTHER FUCKINGSTUPIDASSGAMEGAAAAAAAAAAA"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mortarman11c View Post
    Golf should be changed to "WHOTHEFUCKINTHEIRRIGHTMINDWHOULDEVERPLAYTHISMOTHER FUCKINGSTUPIDASSGAMEGAAAAAAAAAAA"
    Going well, I take it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mortarman11c View Post
    Golf should be changed to "WHOTHEFUCKINTHEIRRIGHTMINDWHOULDEVERPLAYTHISMOTHER FUCKINGSTUPIDASSGAMEGAAAAAAAAAAA"

    If you are having problems:

    a. loosen your grip

    b. tighten your stance

    c. DRINK MORE BEER!

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    Shootin them golfs is fun but are kind of hard to chew aren't they.AIRBORNE! GERONIMO!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GERONIMO View Post
    Shootin them golfs is fun but are kind of hard to chew aren't they.AIRBORNE! GERONIMO!!
    Never liked to play golf but love to use golf balls for target practice. Hit one just right and it flys far far away.


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    I can see now you lads need som help improving your golf game. I have attached an instructor. Pay very close attention; there will be a test.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lz_NorthPole View Post
    I can see now you lads need som help improving your golf game. I have attached an instructor. Pay very close attention; there will be a test.


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    I never did no golfing...is that like huntin or fishin?

    I done some gigging once.....for frog legs.

    But what the fuck is golfing!

    Are they good to eat?

    Do you shoot them or catch them on a pole?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skysoldier View Post
    I never did no golfing...is that like huntin or fishin?

    I done some gigging once.....for frog legs.

    But what the fuck is golfing!

    Are they good to eat?

    Do you shoot them or catch them on a pole?

    Hell Sky I never figured out how to cook the damn things! (Bringing back to mind an old re-run of The Beverley Hillbillies)Sure did like the way that thar Ellie Mae filled out them thar jeans too!



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    She was engaged to a Frog Man by series end, wasn't she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lz_NorthPole View Post
    Hell Sky I never figured out how to cook the damn things! (Bringing back to mind an old re-run of The Beverley Hillbillies)Sure did like the way that thar Ellie Mae filled out them thar jeans too!
    Hell I've hit her alot (in my mind) my little pee-pee stayed sore as a young boy.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by skywalker View Post
    Hell I've hit her alot (in my mind) my little pee-pee stayed sore as a young boy.....
    I resemble that remark



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    Quote Originally Posted by lz_NorthPole View Post
    I resemble that remark
    ....ahhhhh..... better not......

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    People who get all assed up when you think their elbows should be broken for not doing what they are supposed to need to get into a new line of work.
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    Red wine is good.


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