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  1. 12-20-2005, 10:39 PM #166
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    Quote Originally Posted by wdd101st
    Why do fuckwads drive.
    why do fuckwads with no insurance drive drunk on a suspended license??
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    Quote Originally Posted by italyjumper
    Quote Originally Posted by wdd101st
    Why do fuckwads drive.
    why do fuckwads with no insurance drive drunk on a suspended license??
    why do fuckwads with no insurance drive drunk without a license who happen to be migrant workers, with methamphetamine in the trunk, during an ice and snow storm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    Quote Originally Posted by italyjumper
    Quote Originally Posted by wdd101st
    Why do fuckwads drive.
    why do fuckwads with no insurance drive drunk on a suspended license??
    why do fuckwads with no insurance drive drunk without a license who happen to be migrant workers, with methamphetamine in the trunk, during an ice and snow storm.
    Why do fuckwads with no insurance drive drunk without a license who happen to be migrant workers, with methamphetamine in the trunk, during an ice and snow storm while getting a blow job from their wife Maria, who used to be an 'entertainer' in Jurez, Mexico at a donkey show before becoming a prostitute to support their 5 kids she had with 5 different fathers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airborne
    Ya..........SO? you act like that's a bad thing, and it's not just vegetables sometimes I like a nice cheese.
    You need help :shock:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airborne
    Ya..........SO? you act like that's a bad thing, and it's not just vegetables sometimes I like a nice cheese.
    This has to be the very first self-admitted cheesedick I've seen. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by RTO
    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga
    Quote Originally Posted by italyjumper
    Quote Originally Posted by wdd101st
    Why do fuckwads drive.


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    Why do fuckwads with no insurance drive drunk without a license who happen to be migrant workers, with methamphetamine in the trunk, during an ice and snow storm while getting a blow job from their wife Maria, who used to be an 'entertainer' in Jurez, Mexico at a donkey show before becoming a prostitute to support their 5 kids she had with 5 different fathers.

    why do fuckwads with no insurance drive drunk without a license who happen to be migrant workers, with methamphetamine in the trunk, during an ice and snow storm.
    Why do fuckwads with no insurance drive drunk without a license who happen to be migrant workers, with methamphetamine in the trunk, during an ice and snow storm while getting a blow job from their wife Maria, who used to be an 'entertainer' in Jurez, Mexico at a donkey show before becoming a prostitute to support their 5 kids she had with 5 different fathers named Cal, Redfalcon, 8211b2p, Kiltedheathen, and Ripcord??
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    How did you know I have been to Jurez :shock:

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    My progeny would be the smart, handsome little fellow. :P

    And for your information, she had never been with a Donkey...It was I who ruined her for the rest of you! :P
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    I'm just glad I didn't make the hit list with Maria
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    Quote Originally Posted by yrualeg
    I'm just glad I didn't make the hit list with Maria

    That is only because you were in the basement with Maria's blind , one armed sister Henrietta
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    Sorry fellas it was me... I'm the one with the donkey dick

    edited: Ok jackasses... I reread what I posted and wanted to get it straight that I have a donkey dick... not that it was me doing the donkey show!!! You fucks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr
    Quote Originally Posted by Airborne
    Ya..........SO? you act like that's a bad thing, and it's not just vegetables sometimes I like a nice cheese.
    This has to be the very first self-admitted cheesedick I've seen. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    Sorry fellas it was me... I'm the one with the donkey dick

    edited: Ok jackasses... I reread what I posted and wanted to get it straight that I have a donkey dick... not that it was me doing the donkey show!!! You fucks...


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    Size is in the eye of the beholder.... my wife don't complain so I guess that 1 inch is satisfying!! :shock:
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    Quote Originally Posted by 82d11b2p
    Size is in the eye of the beholder.... my wife don't complain so I guess that 1 inch is satisfying!! :shock:
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