Thread: Random Thought of the Day

  1. 05-18-2009, 06:31 PM #1591
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Nothing keeps a good man down... except a better woman on top.
    Wishin' I were Sizzlin'.... again.... (as always)

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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Erin, I just saw the "miss powerball" under your name. I wish I could have been with you at KH's house for that mess....hahaha
    If you can get up in the morning, suck it up-it's going to be a good day
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  3. 05-19-2009, 09:52 AM #1593
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by JustErin View Post
    Nothing keeps a good man down... except a better woman on top.
    Truer words were rarely spoken.
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  4. 05-19-2009, 01:34 PM #1594
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by JustErin View Post
    Nothing keeps a good man down... except a better woman on top.

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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Women are like phones:
    They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
    But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter
    and those that matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Suess
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by JustErin View Post
    Nothing keeps a good man down... except a better woman on top.
    That's why I finally got divorced. She was better than me, and she constantly kept me down.

    After I divorced the Bitch, My career took off, and I have been rising ever since!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skysoldier View Post
    , and I have been rising ever since!
    ... with a little chemical help from Pfizer.





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    The cool thing about being a guy is we don't give a shit. If our balls itch in public we scratch e'm and just say we were just "adjusting".

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    The main problem with women is after they get you tied down they try to house break you and remake you into their specs. That’s the reason I am on wife # 4 now.
    I just can't be house broke
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by lz_NorthPole View Post
    The main problem with women is after they get you tied down they try to house break you and remake you into their specs. That’s the reason I am on wife # 4 now.
    I just can't be house broke
    Either that or they've been using the wrong kinds of whips and chains.
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    I was into whips and chains, she was into pain
    I would beat her black and blue, and she would call me names
    She Chained Me to the basement wall where I went insane
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    Jack Daniels if you please....
    If you can get up in the morning, suck it up-it's going to be a good day
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    No Schnappes for me this weekend.
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    Default Re: Random Thought of the Day

    I AM the freakin Powerball...

    but no one's hit me yet.
    Wishin' I were Sizzlin'.... again.... (as always)

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    I AM the freakin Powerball...

    but no one's hit me yet.

    You do know that can be arranged, right?
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