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    we all know the feeling, but as an adult you should maintain..
    when god gives you lemons . . .you get a new god.

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    On a lighter note,


    this is how it's done.

    when god gives you lemons . . .you get a new god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justatree View Post
    On a lighter note,


    this is how it's done.

    By doing coke?

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    This Was Found In A Bar In Minnesota ...






    Damn, these guys in Minnesota might be on to something!!!

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    And that's why I'm in NC now.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lz_NorthPole View Post
    This Was Found In A Bar In Minnesota ...






    Damn, these guys in Minnesota might be on to something!!!
    I wonder if THAT Larry, is the very same Larry that
    Str8fan mentioned.

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    Why is it when you eat corn...

    whole kernels end up in your shit?
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    The best birth control is having kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangerhunt View Post
    Why is it when you eat corn...

    whole kernels end up in your shit?
    The part that you see exit your body as part of your fecal matter is actually the part that the human digestive system can't do much with, because we don't have the enzymes (complicated proteins that the body creates) to break apart what the corn kernel covering is made of...some animals can, though. I think that maybe seeing the coverings not digested is what made you think that the whole corn kernel isn't digested.

    The rest of the corn kernel (the interior stuff) is easily digestible by the human digestive system. The center part of the kernel is mainly starch (complex carbohydrate) and a little bit of protein...and a few vitamins and minerals. The human body then can absorb the breakdown products from the starch and protein, as well as the vitamins and minerals into the blood stream, where the materials can be delivered to the rest of the body tissues.

    So, the end result is that, in order to get the maxiumum nutritional yield from the sweet corn you eat, make sure that it is well cooked and that you chew it well, so your digestive tract has the chance to 'capture' all the nutrients that it can from the corn.

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    What is a party without a cake???

    I suppose it's still a party, but something is missing... Something cakey...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket1972 View Post
    The part that you see exit your body as part of your fecal matter is actually the part that the human digestive system can't do much with, because we don't have the enzymes (complicated proteins that the body creates) to break apart what the corn kernel covering is made of...some animals can, though. I think that maybe seeing the coverings not digested is what made you think that the whole corn kernel isn't digested.

    The rest of the corn kernel (the interior stuff) is easily digestible by the human digestive system. The center part of the kernel is mainly starch (complex carbohydrate) and a little bit of protein...and a few vitamins and minerals. The human body then can absorb the breakdown products from the starch and protein, as well as the vitamins and minerals into the blood stream, where the materials can be delivered to the rest of the body tissues.

    So, the end result is that, in order to get the maxiumum nutritional yield from the sweet corn you eat, make sure that it is well cooked and that you chew it well, so your digestive tract has the chance to 'capture' all the nutrients that it can from the corn.

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    OK Rocket, explain peanuts to me.

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    You can't fix stupid




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