Thread: Random Thought of the Day

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    right now its a game of keep away in the purgatory of "the boring zone" for me, I broke her favorite damn dvd last night and all today I have caught the wake.
    when god gives you lemons . . .you get a new god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rmwcotton View Post
    Well, you could just go get a brazilian wax done. they wax the ass crack along with everything else in the area...
    I know a couple that shaves each other's assholes. We were all drunk sitting around a table one night and the conversation came up after this guys husband went up behind his wife (with her pussy 2 foot away from my face) and pants her. The problem (NOT FOR ME THOUGH!!!) was he accidently grabbed her underwear too and I got a full shot of the taco. Excellent night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rmwcotton View Post
    Well, you could just go get a brazilian wax done. they wax the ass crack along with everything else in the area...
    Evil..just evil hahaha I had to wax my the front on a loss bet 3 yrs back. Last Fucking time I ever do that something stupid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rmwcotton View Post
    Well, you could just go get a brazilian wax done. they wax the ass crack along with everything else in the area...
    That would have to hurt like hell.......

    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter
    and those that matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Suess

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    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter
    and those that matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Suess

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    The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

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    and those that matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Suess

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    this private don't know which way is up.
    when god gives you lemons . . .you get a new god.

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    He's going to have a lot of fun Properly Cleaning his weapon.

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    My flags are standing almost straight out. Makes you proud just to look at them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-Chop View Post
    I've watched that video and I must say that I was feeling for the girl....but by the third time watching it.........the pain went completely away!
    So you were using lube the third time?
    Bring on the Sizzler


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    I've been waiting my whole life for just one fuck
    And all I needed was just one fuck
    How can you say that you don't give a fuck
    I find myself stupified, coming back again
    All I wanted was just one fuck
    One tiny little innocent fuck
    And when I feel like I'm shit out of luck
    I find myself stupified, coming back again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altimeter View Post
    I've been waiting my whole life for just one fuck
    And all I needed was just one fuck
    How can you say that you don't give a fuck
    I find myself stupified, coming back again
    All I wanted was just one fuck
    One tiny little innocent fuck
    And when I feel like I'm shit out of luck
    I find myself stupified, coming back again
    You are DISTURBED!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket1972 View Post
    You are DISTURBED!!!
    DING DING DING! We have a winner. You have won an all expenses paid night out with Dark! He will have his way with you and you will like it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altimeter View Post
    DING DING DING! We have a winner. You have won an all expenses paid night out with Dark! He will have his way with you and you will like it!
    I don't know that group.....

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    WTF? Re: Random Thought of the Day

    Today I have been suffering from a severe case of
    Cranium Rectitus aka Head up the Ass Disease.


    1. I started with posting a tread that was already posted.
    2 Then I started a thread that was very distasteful and may have offended some
    due to the severity of the disease. I do sincerely apologize to anyone that took offence.
    3. Then the entire rest of the day went to shit But What the hell. It is a FUCKIN' MONDAY





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