my dog Diesel (mixed lab/pit) was abandoned when he was a pup, 2 years later the bastard wont stop breaking ropes and cables. He's damn near taking the pine tree he's tied to down.
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my dog Diesel (mixed lab/pit) was abandoned when he was a pup, 2 years later the bastard wont stop breaking ropes and cables. He's damn near taking the pine tree he's tied to down.
when god gives you lemons . . .you get a new god.
Airborne Rigger
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I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers cant deny.
Baby got back.......
Lets see who gets the song stuck in their heads now.
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Damn you.Originally Posted by Altimeter
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Hopefully the coffee will wash it away.
"Lobotomy means never having to say you're sorry."
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Hymn #365
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
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Airborne Rigger
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I absolutely hate that fucking song."I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Wont you say you love me too!
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Can flame-throwers be described as 50 pound Leg Warmers?
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Only if they are used to warm the legs of "poor underprivileged" people who can only afford AKs and RPGs in a country that ends with 'stan.
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My dog just got his summer haircut. No more dingleberries...
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OHH I hate that, especially when they decide to sit on you or drag their asses across the carpet. Bastards.
Then it ponders on me as well, the older you get, the more hair on your ass you have...do you have shave yourself as well to make sure you have no more dingleberries??
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PSYOP Pureblood
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OHH I hate that, especially when they decide to sit on you or drag their asses across the carpet. Bastards.
Then it ponders on me as well, the older you get, the more hair on your ass you have...do you have shave yourself as well to make sure you have no more dingleberries??
No, you can drag your ass across the carpet too.
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Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.Robert Heinlein
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I did that for a couple of times, but the wife just started beating me with magazines then a large pieces of woodNo, you can drag your ass across the carpet too....Maybe thats why she insisted on hardwood
"You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper"
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Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet or purse
were ever in a strippers's jock or butt crack with the G string?
Have a nice day
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OHH I hate that, especially when they decide to sit on you or drag their asses across the carpet. Bastards.
Then it ponders on me as well, the older you get, the more hair on your ass you have...do you have shave yourself as well to make sure you have no more dingleberries??
Well, you could just go get a brazilian wax done. they wax the ass crack along with everything else in the area...
If you can get up in the morning, suck it up-it's going to be a good day
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