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    Cool Navy SEAL Moonlights as Porn Star

    Really.

    Why aren't any AP Members doing Their Parts, if you know what I mean.....

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    Default Re: Navy SEAL Moonlights as Porn Star

    "Navy SEAL moonlights as porn star"

    I'd like to see the proof of that.
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    Default Re: Navy SEAL Moonlights as Porn Star

    Gross...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    Really.

    Why aren't any AP Members doing Their Parts, if you know what I mean.....
    Hey, I offered. But they only wanted guys who were between 8 and 11 inches.

    I was overqualified. I swear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ops NCO View Post
    Hey, I offered. But they only wanted guys who were between 8 and 11 inches.

    I was overqualified. I swear.
    If it's that big, you better spit it out; it ain't your's

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    lol...nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standing Ready View Post
    If it's that big, you better spit it out; it ain't your's
    The truth is, my girl asked me to "give me 12 inches and make it hurt".



    So I screwed her twice and hit her in the head with a rock.
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    Default Re: Navy SEAL Moonlights as Porn Star

    Some of us have done our part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ops NCO View Post
    Hey, I offered. But they only wanted guys who were between 8 and 11 inches.

    I was overqualified. I swear.
    OPS, I swear on my 1880 folks Bible "I think you are underestimating yourself. Keep liiving in Hope and Charity"

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