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    So I'm up too late after eating too much dark chocolate before bedtime and can't sleep, which leads me to surf the internet, which leads me to this:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...usaolp00000008

    ...particularly the last line

    Accidental penis shooting accidents were also reported in Florida, Arizona and Washington in 2012, the Independent revealed.

    Which lead me to Google "Accidental penis shooting accidents",

    Which made me think that men who don't use holsters and shoot off their own penises probably don't deserve one anyway, as Darwin would prefer that they do not reproduce.

    Don't shoot off your own penis - use a holster.
    And don't eat too much dark chocolate before bedtime, then you don't have to read about "Accidental penis shooting accidents".

    This has been your public service announcement for the evening.





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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyDoc View Post
    So I'm up too late after eating too much dark chocolate before bedtime and can't sleep, which leads me to surf the internet, which leads me to this:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...usaolp00000008

    ...particularly the last line



    Which lead me to Google "Accidental penis shooting accidents",

    Which made me think that men who don't use holsters and shoot off their own penises probably don't deserve one anyway, as Darwin would prefer that they do not reproduce.

    Don't shoot off your own penis - use a holster.
    And don't eat too much dark chocolate before bedtime, then you don't have to read about "Accidental penis shooting accidents".

    This has been your public service announcement for the evening.




    That incident involving Plaxico Burres having an accidental discharge in his pants while at a night club comes to mind here. He got into a lot of trouble for that, but I think he was just glad the bullet missed his genitals...

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    When I read the title, I thought this post was about penis's that accidently shot. I really hated it when that happened.

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    Great fucking thread! Haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by LOOON View Post
    Great fucking thread! Haha
    I'm glad you like it. Because I'm finding it all sorts of disturbing...

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    The hippo is unpredictable and aggressive with old scars and fresh, deep wounds providing signs of daily fights that are accompanied by much bellowing, neighing and snorting.

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    Holy hell.
    "That sound you hear, that's God laughing while you make plans."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Grouchy Hippo View Post
    LOL Holy crap - glad I only did a text search and not an image search, or I'd have been awake the rest of the night!

    Just goes to prove that I don't have to be at a Sizzler to be up too late and acting weird.





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    But we still don't know if he qualifies for a Darwin award.
    "Upon the demise of the best Airborne Plan, a terrifying effect occurs on the Battlefield. This effect is known as the 'Rule of LGOPs' .This is, in it's purest form, small groups of pissed-off 19 year old American Paratroopers. They are well trained. They are armed to the teeth and lack serious Adult Supervision. They collectively remember the Commander's intent as ' march to the sound of the guns and kill anyone not dressed like you.' "

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    Thats funny, wish there was a video
    "American parachutists...devils in baggy pants...are less than 100 meters from my outpost line. I can't sleep at night; they pop up from nowhere and we never know when or how they will strike next. Seems like the black-hearted devils are everywhere..."
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    Talk about shooting blanks.....
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