Back in my Construction Mgmt schooling days in college (post-Army '86 or so) we watched a video of a group excavating a landfill, to review how wasteful Americans are in what they throw away rather than recycle. (25 years later, I set out one small plastic bag of trash every week while my "Vote for Obama and Save the Planet" neighbors wheel two big-ass barrels out to the curb. But I digress.)
Anyway, these science-minded individuals dug up a hotdog, and from dates on newspapers in the near vicinity, determined it was close to 12 years old. They sniffed and examined it for harmful decay, and then cooked it and ate it claiming no harmful results. Obviously the moral is: Bury a couple dozen packages of hotdogs in your backyard cuz the preservatives in those things -- and a lack of air -- should make them last forever. (Lips and assholes.)





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