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    Be Intolerant...Because Some Things Are Just Stupid!

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    As a boy I loved to play with the Purple Hearts and Distinguished Service Cross Dad pretends he was awarded in Vietnam,” said Jakeman, “Those are powerful experiences to a young man.
    The answer- November 6, 2012.


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    DB rules!

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    “Life can be pretty hard for the solitary ‘artificial warfighter’ as we like to call ourselves, but I was lucky enough to have my father and grandfather teach me how to avoid a lot of the mistakes that separate the professional wannabes from the wannabe wannabes.”

    WOW! he talks about it like a career.
    "American parachutists...devils in baggy pants...are less than 100 meters from my outpost line. I can't sleep at night; they pop up from nowhere and we never know when or how they will strike next. Seems like the black-hearted devils are everywhere..."
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    hahaha! This can't be real can it? I mean, I know people fake, but he talk's about it with such pride. I'm not familiar with that website, is that like the "onion news" network of military affairs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dustover View Post
    hahaha! This can't be real can it? I mean, I know people fake, but he talk's about it with such pride. I'm not familiar with that website, is that like the "onion news" network of military affairs?
    Yes, a military version of the Onion.

    "Professional Wannabe" love it!
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    [QUOTE=abnbull;413035]Yes, a military version of the Onion.

    Wrong! The Onion is a civilian version of Dufflebag. Never compare The Dufflebag to anything, or they will come to your home blow it up!
    (paraphrased from another Dufflebag readers comment)
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    [QUOTE=Ghost;413055]
    Quote Originally Posted by abnbull View Post
    Yes, a military version of the Onion.

    Wrong! The Onion is a civilian version of Dufflebag. Never compare The Dufflebag to anything, or they will come to your home blow it up!
    (paraphrased from another Dufflebag readers comment)
    My bad, you are correct!
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    My kind of satire:

    UPDATE: When reached for further comment on the Supreme Court striking down the Stolen Valor Act, Jakeman said, “This is a great day for America. It’s good to know that the Supreme Court values our service to the American public.”

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