The Muslims are not happy

[JoBa]

·They're not happy in Gaza ...

·They're not happy in Egypt ...
·They're not happy in Libya ...
·They're not happy in Morocco ...
·They're not happy in Iran ...
·They're not happy in Iraq ...
·They're not happy in Yemen ...
·They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
·They're not happy in Pakistan ...
·They're not happy in Syria ...
·They're not happy in Lebanon ...

So, where are they happy?
·They're happy in America ...
·They're happy in England ...
·They're happy in France ...
·They're happy in Italy ...
·They're happy in Germany ...
·They're happy in Norway ...
·They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.


And who do they blame?
·Not Islam!
·Not their leadership!
·Not themselves!
·THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES IN WHICH THEY ARE HAPPY!!!

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's have a look at the evidence:
·No Christmas.
·No television.
·No sexy women.
·No football.
·No hot dogs.
·No burgers.
·No beer.
·Rags for clothes.
·Towels for hats.
·Constant wailing from some guy in a tower.
·More than one wife.
·More than one mother-in-law.
·You can't shave.
·Your wife can't shave.
·You can't wash off the smell of your goat .
·You cook over burning camel dung.
·Your wife is picked by someone else.
·Your wife smells worse than your donkey.

Then they tell you that, "When you die, it all gets better."
Well, shucky darn Sherlock!
It's not like it could get much worse!

[brothers all]

Great post. Don't forget no balls.

[K.M.I.A]

And if they read anything on this forum....................They are'nt happy with this site either.

[IEDmagnet]

And if they read anything on this forum....................They are'nt happy with this site either.

...and they are welcome to come get me for it too.

[74ironhead]

I hate hodgji
















no seriously though

[Static-Line]

I bet if we air-dropped buckets of KFC, Big Macs and introduced them to the joys of and reality tv and WALMART they'd be too preoccupied to create IEDs and SVESTS, lol!

[CharliePC]

Guys, they're not unhappy, just misunderstood. Really.

OK, gotta dig up an oldie.......







---from the archives---


We have this all wrong.
Islam *really* is a religion of peace.
The pictures of the muslims protesting...... they're not *really* upset and threatening violence, they're having a sing along.





Begin Isley Brothers song, Shout....




You know you make me wanna

SHOUT!














Kick my heels up and

SHOUT!













Throw my hands up and

SHOUT!















Throw my head back and

SHOUT!















C'mon now...

SHOUT!










C'mon now...

SHOUT!








Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[boutaswell]

Excellent work there CharliePC, excellent work. I may have to borrow it but will give proper attribution...

[CharliePC]

Thanks. Feel free to use it if you like.

[Zimmy]

That sing-a-long needs some 7.62 drums and 5.56 lead guitar

[Doug]

if you ever want to have real fun get on Wikipedia and look at 'current wars'. Last time I looked there 23 wars going . . . guess how many involved Islam as antagonists, insurgents, or aggressors? Go ahead . . . count . . . I dare you.

[Tunanut]

Those guys need to get to Hooters.

[Doug]

Those guys need to get to Hooters.

They'd have Hooters but they're so darn angry that they scare the gals.

You should see them trying to interact with women who aren't their slaves, it would be funny if it weren't so sad and pathetic. We had 4 Egyptians in my OBC class and they were the most sorry bastards you could meet (militarily and socially). I had a hand-me-down station wagon and got stuck taking their asses to Derby Days in Louisville. One of them literally shouldered me out of the way and used this line: "You, woman! You should marry me now and be third wife. I am much better prospect. I take you to Cairo and you live much better than this," referring to the US and me flirting with her while they watched the airshow.

How do you tell a hot top-heavy strawberry-blond with titties bigger than your head that you're only a 2LT and babysitting four exchange Captains and not trying to sell her. Needless to say, I didn't get her number either.