I had to go to VA today for my annual kidney checkup. Before I got to the clinic I had to stop at blood draw where they have a ticket machine. So I pulled a number, it was 71, and sat outside the door on my scooter waiting for them to call that number. Finally, a lady looks straight at me out of the door and asks me, "69?" I said, "Not anymore, I have a bad back." She laughed pretty well and then guess who I got to take my blood when my number was called. She said something or other about me being a character and I told her, "My wife says that I am totally corrigible, and she would know because we have been married almost 45 years." Shaking her head she then said, "That's how old I am." I could not believe the setup. So I asked her, "What's your mother's name?" She said oh my gosh quit it.