Not military, but this tool has all the same characteristics as the pathetic military posers we keep seeing:
For those of you in the rest of the country, we've got some bad, bad wildfires burning in CO now. We had one of the driest, warmest winters on record followed by the hottest spring. Not only that, our forests are filled with dead trees from the pine beetle, so the bottom line is that the CO mountains might as well be doused with gasoline at this point.
We've already had 3 deaths from the fires here, and it's only the first full day of summer.
Anyway, this fuckhead appears to be the same kind of sad-sack fanboi that we see popping up as a MIL poser: He's got the gear, the lingo, and the Facebook photos to prove he's a "real" wildland firefighter.
He's also got a couple of rape convictions that inexplicably got pled down to misdemeanors (really?)
Hmmm..seems his daddy has money and the reason our fire poser has gotten away with so much for so long is that daddy has bought him out of trouble too many times in the past.
I say tie him to a dead pine tree in the middle of the National Forest and let one of his rape victims light it on fire.
Fight your way out of that one, fire-boy.