Non-Mil: Fake firefighter arrested in CO wildfire...

**Martinjmpr** · 06-21-2012, 08:30 AM

Not military, but this tool has all the same characteristics as the pathetic military posers we keep seeing:

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...61/detail.html

For those of you in the rest of the country, we've got some bad, bad wildfires burning in CO now. We had one of the driest, warmest winters on record followed by the hottest spring. Not only that, our forests are filled with dead trees from the pine beetle, so the bottom line is that the CO mountains might as well be doused with gasoline at this point.

We've already had 3 deaths from the fires here, and it's only the first full day of summer.

Anyway, this fuckhead appears to be the same kind of sad-sack fanboi that we see popping up as a MIL poser: He's got the gear, the lingo, and the Facebook photos to prove he's a "real" wildland firefighter.

He's also got a couple of rape convictions that inexplicably got pled down to misdemeanors (really?)

Hmmm..seems his daddy has money and the reason our fire poser has gotten away with so much for so long is that daddy has bought him out of trouble too many times in the past.

I say tie him to a dead pine tree in the middle of the National Forest and let one of his rape victims light it on fire.

Fight your way out of that one, fire-boy.

**blackflagg509** · 06-21-2012, 08:43 AM

They should charge that fuckstick with 3 murder in the 1st Degree as well; when found guilty he should be burned at the stake to set an example for all the other firebugs out there.

**PIKE** · 06-21-2012, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by blackflagg509

They should charge that fuckstick with 3 murder in the 1st Degree as well; when found guilty he should be burned at the stake to set an example for all the other firebugs out there.

Why? He didn't start the fires, did he?

**PIKE** · 06-21-2012, 09:04 AM

Don't get me wrong I think he should some hard time for what he did, but not changes that he didn't commit.

**zanshin** · 06-21-2012, 10:05 AM

My response is the same as the mil posers: put him on the line until he earns the respect of the position he has falsely represented.

BTW, I heard yesterday there's a fire over in 11-Mile Canyon by Lake George now. That's a favorite haunt of mine from years past, and we were thinking about camping there a day or two when we go on vacation in a couple weeks. Kinda kills that plan.