An English couple were touring Wales.
At the town of, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysili ogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the very blonde waitress.....
“Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us? Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said:
“Burrr.... Gurrr.... King"