Paratrooper
Recieved this in an-mail - just had to pass it on
Subject: longest nerve in body
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Optirectal Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes.
My public service is done for the day!
Keep laughing... it's the only way...
Paratrooper
Re: Recieved this in an-mail - just had to pass it on
This opening post is the whole reason the Internet is so successful. It is just loaded with all kinds of handy information like this. It makes one wonder how we ever survived in earlier times.
-John
Four boxes keep us free: the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box.
- JoBa (101st Airborne, Co. C, 1st ABG, 502nd Inf, 1960-63)
Paratrooper
Re: Recieved this in an-mail - just had to pass it on
Word of mouth of course. Why do you think that Shakespeare said in Much Ado About Nothing "Let every eye negotiate for itself" ?Originally Posted by JoBa
This opening post is the whole reason the Internet is so successful. It is just loaded with all kinds of handy information like this. It makes one wonder how we ever survived in earlier times.
-John
The hippo is unpredictable and aggressive with old scars and fresh, deep wounds providing signs of daily fights that are accompanied by much bellowing, neighing and snorting.
Paratrooper
Re: Recieved this in an-mail - just had to pass it on
Good one
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