Mess Daddy - Taking Orders

[CharliePC]

At the end of our mess line they kept condiments, which included bowls of chopped stuff. I want the "everything you got with SOS on top" then ladle shitloads of chopped tomatoes, onions and jalapenos on top.

[d3sc3n7]

So Charlie, you just want a big bowl of everything?

[CharliePC]

Well.... everything non-sweet (no french toast or pancakes) on a plate, covered in SOS, then topped w/ tomatoes, onions and jalapenos.

I don't care if the eggs are pre-cooked in a bag-assed tin, served with an ice cream scoop. The SOS and the condiments cover a multitude of sins.

The burping begins almost immediately. The nasty farts come along later in the day. Ah- good times.....

[RH]

Mess daddy...I will personally authorize a Shortbus mission with
a Spongey special axle grease cavity search. If your arse doesn't
make the Sizzler.

Trust me...it aint pretty. especially when abnJack and Fettasshead are
laughing hysterically in the background. As they snap on their NBC suits.

FYI...shits gonna hit the fan!

Just sayin.

[d3sc3n7]

Mess daddy...I will personally authorize a Shortbus mission with
a Spongey special axle grease cavity search. If your arse doesn't
make the Sizzler.

Trust me...it aint pretty. especially when abnJack and Fettasshead are
laughing hysterically in the background. As they snap on their NBC suits.

FYI...shits gonna hit the fan!

Just sayin.

Soooooooo....what youre saying is...I should start being nice to Household 6?

[P-Chop]

Soooooooo....what youre saying is...I should start being nice to Household 6?

Or, you could be a dick and definitely have no opposition to your Sizzler plans. Of course (if your 6 is like mine), you catch more Honey Badgers with Honey.....

[d3sc3n7]

Or, you could be a dick and definitely have no opposition to your Sizzler plans. Of course (if your 6 is like mine), you catch more Honey Badgers with Honey.....

Yes...very much the same. I keep copious amounts of honey on hand at all time...to save from being beaten with an empty honey pot

[Bell]

Yes...very much the same. I keep copious amounts of honey on hand at all time...to save from being beaten with an empty honey pot

I don't knoooowww....A full honey pot would hurt a lot worse than an empty one.

I'd get beat anyway so I'd just toss all the honey pots and tell her to suck it up.

[RH]

I don't knoooowww....A full honey pot would hurt a lot worse than an empty one.

I'd get beat anyway so I'd just toss all the honey pots and tell her to suck it up.

There it is!

Tell it like it is Ranger Bell!

[VB]

I don't knoooowww....A full honey pot would hurt a lot worse than an empty one.

I'd get beat anyway so I'd just toss all the honey pots and tell her to suck it up.

I hope we're not talking Korean honey pots are we? If so, then I don't want to be any wheres around!

[d3sc3n7]

I hope we're not talking Korean honey pots are we? If so, then I don't want to be any wheres around!

Oh no sir! No Korean pots...half Mexican, but not Korean