Well, thanks to Mortarman11C, I have been hooked up with a recruiter who's from the 82nd and that's Hooah about ACTUALLY helping me and not just rushing me in. I have an insane amount of stress lifted off my mind.
I was picked up by the SSG that is now my recruiter and driven out to his recruiting station yesterday morninng. I filled out 30 some forms, got my fingerprints scanned and just generally talked about some jobs or options dealing with 18x or something with Option 40. Still hoping that God sees fit to shit out ONE random 11X slot out of nowhere for me but if not at least I should have the opportunity to train for para anyhow and a chance for even more.
Just really wanted to say that this site is awesome for networking. I can't believe that you guys found me a good recruiter that's not only pretty close but hunts AND punches his laptop when it doesn't work just like me . I'll give you another update after my, "DLAB," and I go digging for jobs.