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    Have to share this one...

    A guy calls the company and orders their 5-day, 10lb weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 yr old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.” Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find has lost 10lb. as promised.
    He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20lb program. The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me, you can have me.” Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20lbs as promised.
    He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day, 50lb program. “ARE YOU SURE?” asks the representative on the phone, “This is our most rigorous program”. “Absolutely” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.”
    The next day there’s a knock at the door, and when he opens it, he finds a HUGE MUSCULAR GUY standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, you’re mine”
    He lost 63 lbs that week!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket1972 View Post
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    An why is it so hard for a Lipstick Lesbian to lose wieght ?

    It's damn hard to eat Jenny Craig when Mary Kay is on your face !

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    Yeah Skyshark ran the weight off chasing the guy.
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    Congrats on the weight loss IED

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga View Post
    Yeah Skyshark ran the weight off chasing the guy.
    I heard you gained four pounds on the 7 day plan
    You can't train for a kick in the balls!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilted Heathen View Post
    I heard you gained four pounds on the 7 day plan
    It was all cock strength.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga View Post
    It was all cock strength.
    Is that what they call it when you fill up on cum?
    Bring on the Sizzler


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    Quote Originally Posted by VB View Post
    Is that what they call it when you fill up on cum?
    I wouldn't know however it seems you speak from personal experience.
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    Great joke


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    All I can say is


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