(NSFW) Memorable Quotes from APO members...

[Weazle23]

New addition.....

And with that, I nominate this thread to be a sticky.

[IEDmagnet]

Yet another.....

Flashing your junk at a cashier with neck tats and an ankle monitor? Another way to tell a guy from the 509th.

[Abntrucker]

Since most of us do not support a "pre-emptive strike" we have to sit and wait for the fight to come to us. While we're waiting, we cast our votes with optimism and stockpile with realism. -Bgermain-A.P.O.

My first time seeing this quote was on this site. "Why do we arm ourselves" thread.......I think it's brilliant, hope it's an original.

[JoBa]

"In order to give everyone equal opportunity, you must have unequal standards. You have to give the weak a head start and hobble the achievers, otherwise opportunity is based on ability which is not equal."

-bgermain

Brilliant. I'm hoping it's sarcasm, but it certainly seems to be the direction our government has been heading for a very long, time. Lower the basketball hoop, give everyone a gold cup, and a blue ribbon too, leave no child behind.

-John

[Para-327th]

IEDmagnet replying to one of zanshin's posts:

I didn't even want to know you eat cock, now you've told me you enjoy it with a food fetish.

[zanshin]

I always knew I'd be famous one day. Remember, it was the people responding to Bush that elected Obama, too.

[david1833]

• well i am ddrunk and i havr to walf a half mile oto get cigoretesse and i duno if ishould what do you dthinkg
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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[bg]

My first time seeing this quote was on this site. "Why do we arm ourselves" thread.......I think it's brilliant, hope it's an original.

Yes it is. Thanks for the compliment, bro!

"In order to give everyone equal opportunity, you must have unequal standards. You have to give the weak a head start and hobble the achievers, otherwise opportunity is based on ability which is not equal."

-bgermain

Brilliant. I'm hoping it's sarcasm, but it certainly seems to be the direction our government has been heading for a very long, time. Lower the basketball hoop, give everyone a gold cup, and a blue ribbon too, leave no child behind.

-John

Not sarcasm, it's the problem with the concept of "equal opportunity". People aren't equal, so for everyone to have an equal chance at something you have to favor the weak and handicap the strong in EVERYthing. If equal opportunity is really such a great concept, then why doesn't Hollywood consolidate and fairly distribute budget money for all movie studios?

[david1833]

Re: Quick Reply Typing Delay

Originally Posted by boutaswell
The trouble I have is a delay when clicking to view a thread. It takes up to a 5 second wait before it loads.



That's the time it takes Ops to feel the tug from the string tied to his nuts to let him know to change the page.

"H

[Sgt.Raven]

Opinions are like buttholes. Seems like this guy was/is trying to get to yours. Stay away.

[Abntrucker]

You can't train for a kick in the balls!

Kilted Heathen's siggy-----fn' beautiful........

[Abntrucker]

The hippo is unpredictable and aggressive with old scars and fresh, deep wounds providing signs of daily fights that are accompanied by much bellowing, neighing and snorting.

Grouchy Hippo's Siggy---excellent

[Para-327th]

zanshin

Got a bruise on my chin

Skyshark

Yeah, sorry about that, I didn't realize my balls were so big.

[Ops NCO]

Re: Quick Reply Typing Delay

Originally Posted by boutaswell
The trouble I have is a delay when clicking to view a thread. It takes up to a 5 second wait before it loads.



That's the time it takes Ops to feel the tug from the string tied to his nuts to let him know to change the page.

"H

We've fixed that, by the way. I just installed a longer string.

[IEDmagnet]

And with that, I nominate this thread to be a sticky.

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