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    Default (NSFW) Memorable Quotes from APO members...

    A lot of times we have some real award winning quotes from our members.... figured I might as well make a thread to put them as we see them. If there's enough of them, this might even get a sticky spot. So I'll start it off...

    MAC11B3V caused me to spit pepsi all over the inside of my car, so...


    Originally Posted by MAC11B3V
    People, listen to the sound of my voice... If you ever find yourself carrying a slung Uzi while tending the garden on your farm, it's time to call U-Haul. Immediately.




    Originally Posted by MAC11B3V
    Just because I have more guns than my neighbors doesn't mean I'm going to set up a lemonade stand in Compton...
    "`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
    `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat:`we're all mad here.'"-
    Lewis Carroll


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    "Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! " - IEDMagnet

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    A few more that Skyshark undoubtedly likes... just to further explain what I was getting at here.

    "Dr. Phil is not a member of this site."
    - Recondo82 -

    "See you in the intro area, Private."
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    "`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
    `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat:`we're all mad here.'"-
    Lewis Carroll


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    Let's not forget, "Weeping Jesus on a cross!" CAL
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    Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abnbull View Post
    Let's not forget, "Weeping Jesus on a cross!" CAL
    Negative. That is Yrualeg's quote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abnbull View Post
    Let's not forget, "Weeping Jesus on a cross!" CAL
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket1972 View Post
    Negative. That is Yrualeg's quote.
    Weeping Jesus on the Cross.......
    http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j307/yrualeg1/sigpic787_4gif-2.gif

    Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people, Back to the beginning! Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla! Where the brave may live forever!





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    "Wild Turkey and Red Bull, Chop Chop"-- IEDmagnet.

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    "Jesus was a leg." - Skyshark

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket1972 View Post
    Negative. That is Yrualeg's quote.
    My bad....
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    This is what I meant. Keep 'em coming.
    "`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
    `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat:`we're all mad here.'"-
    Lewis Carroll


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    Quote Originally Posted by wezol View Post
    I went to their facebook page and found this girl who was responding to an add on the page about a job.
    Quote Originally Posted by IEDmagnet View Post
    Holy shit, it's Moby Dick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yvette View Post
    "Wild Turkey and Red Bull, Chop Chop"-- IEDmagnet.
    "WHAT WHAT" P-Chops response the first time IED said "WILD TURKEY AND RED BULL, CHOP CHOP


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    "Its not my fault,he wouldent take his hat off"--Santo Tomas ,to a cop after draging a shit bird out of a ball game.

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    Wondered how long it would take for someone to throw that one out there.
    "`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
    `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat:`we're all mad here.'"-
    Lewis Carroll


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