I have heard of these fantastic e-mail opportunities happening to all kinds of people, most of them usually originating in Somalia, but they never happen to me. Congratulations on your good fortune. When you get all that money, please send me a PM, I have some outstanding investment opportunities for you.
-John
Four boxes keep us free: the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box.
- JoBa (101st Airborne, Co. C, 1st ABG, 502nd Inf, 1960-63)
He say's he's not a criminal and he has a wife and kids, so congrats to your windfall.
B Co 1/509th ABCT 1973-1976
Everybody have fun tonight.
Everybody Wong Cheng tonight.
Don't trust them, I don't.
"American parachutists...devils in baggy pants...are less than 100 meters from my outpost line. I can't sleep at night; they pop up from nowhere and we never know when or how they will strike next. Seems like the black-hearted devils are everywhere..."
taken from the diary of a German officer killed at Anzio
PRO DEO ET PATRIA
It's time I revealed my self to you I'm the reliable but obscure individual. I'll need 10,000 $ to cement the deal for you. All I need is your bank account info and you will be a rich man.
B Co 1/509th ABCT 1973-1976
I thought we were selling AAMs.
This topic and the responses within seriously made me laugh. I love getting emails like this, they usually make for a funny read.
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