And, that's what I was waiting for.
sfmike - The next time you log in, you will have exactly 24 hours to respond to the questions in this thread. Failure to do so will be taken as an admission of posing, and acted upon accordingly. At that point, the site staff will discuss our next move.
I will be sending sfmike a PM pointing him to this thread, to ensure he is aware and accountable. I'd ask that the members refrain from piling on until this can be resolved.