Recon Poser

[Santo Tomas]

I'm trying to vet a supposed Recon Marine. He talks a good talk but it's not making sense and does not add up.

If anyone can help, send me a PM. I have a name and ssn.

ST

[SGT G]

Please tell me that Saltcrawl/Nighthawk63 is not at it again.

[Santo Tomas]

Not this time SGT G.

[Recon133]

Shit - there for a moment someone found me out. I have to confess, I am not a Recon FOG Paratrooper, but a Martian Skyrover Soldier (We have wings so we don't need a Parachute). I am here to find your weakness so we can invade the Earth. But first we have to get rid of all you fucking Rangers, Seals, SF, & Paratroopers. Once you are eliminated we can easily defeat the rest of the US and all Earth's Armies. We really do have Pu-36 explosive space modulators assigned to all the Skyrovers.
RJ aka Norwelk, 1st Grade warrior, 15th Martian Skyrover Army

Edit: @&*!^%*$#

[Santo Tomas]

Shit - there for a moment someone found me out. I have to confess, I am not a Recon FOG Paratrooper, but a Martian Skyrover Soldier (We have wings so we don't need a Parachute). I am here to find your weakness so we can invade the Earth. But first we have to get rid of all you fucking Rangers, Seals, SF, & Paratroopers. Once you are eliminated we can easily defeat the rest of the US and all Earth's Armies. We really do have Pu-36 explosive space modulators assigned to all the Skyrovers.
RJ aka Norwelk, 1st Grade warrior, 15th Martian Skyrover Army

Edit: @&*!^%*$#

Holy shit that's funny

[IEDmagnet]

We really do have Pu-36 explosive space modulators

Marvin?

[Recon133]

Marvin?

Me Norwelk Martian Skyrover - Marvin, he leg supply clerk

[Ferret_LE426]

Me Norwelk Martian Skyrover - Marvin, he leg supply clerk

No that is fucking hilarious

[bg]

Me Norwelk Martian Skyrover - Marvin, he leg supply clerk

HAHA... BUSTED!! Fucking Martian POSER!