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    A week after their marriage, the backwoods newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.

    "You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue."

    "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."

    The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue.

    The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"
    "Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.

    "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"

















    "Grape,"she said.






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    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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    Default Re: BACKWOODS SEX

    Hmmm... that gives me an idea...

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    personally I prefer jam........
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    and peanut butter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weazle23 View Post
    and peanut butter
    Plain or peanut?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    Plain or peanut?
    Depends if you like ribbed of not.
    Bring on the Sizzler


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    Thats jut wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    Plain or peanut?
    What the hell! You know Weazle is into nuts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga View Post
    What the hell! You know Weazle is into nuts!
    There you go projecting your own fantasies onto someone else again.

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    It never cease' to amaze me the conversations that we actually entertain and humor (and get into) here.
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