I have to confess, I like how that breaks down.
"Where is the prince who can afford so to cover his country with troops for its defense, so that ten thousand men descending from the clouds might not,in many places, do an infinite deal of mischief before a force could be brought together to repel them?" -Benjamin Franklin, 1784
Personally I think a roofing hammer under the truck seat would be easier to explain that a combat hatchet, but since I quit getting stopped, I don't sweat it.
We were the kids who would jump off a bridge if our friends did it.