YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
If any of you mother fuckers from Europe come over here and rent a car while you are on "Holiday" and you have little kids. Let me give you a little advice. When you change the diapers of your little ones. Throw the mother fucking diapers away. Don't shove them under the seat, don't shove them in the pocket of the door. And I swear to God. Don't you fucking put your shitty ass fucking diapers in the fucking glove compartments. You sick, inconsiderate mother fuckers.
I know that you who did this won't be reading this as I just need to vent, but anyway, I am charging you a $200.00 detail fee on top of all your other charges so I am sure I'll be hearing from you when you get your credit card statement.
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