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    Default Training for a kick in the balls

    I've seen Shaolin monks in TV documentaries take some awesome amounts of punishment without flinching. But in this case, they demonstrate the actual methods used to "train for a kick in the balls."

    How about we take up a collection and send KH to test it out, see if it's for real. Of course, as any Ranger is flexible in combat, he'd probably just fuckin' shoot the poor bastard 20 or 30 times.



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    I've been searching everywhere for a clip from the Steve Harvey Show where he has a martial arts champ as one of his guests. This guy invites Steve to kick him in the nuts (which he does) and the guy doesn't even flinch.

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    First off, impressive but he aint having any kids ever.

    Second, I wonder if in the bar fight and the indicates he is going to kick him in the balls if the "ball kicker" will give him the time to center himself first.
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    Impressive! But i'll still put my faith in a 1911



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    Quote Originally Posted by lz_NorthPole View Post
    Impressive! But i'll still put my faith in a 1911
    And a cup.
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    Most of the kicks are with the flat top of the foot....me? I'd point that sucker and drive it home toes first to reach waaay up into the pelvic area. See if he can absorb that one!

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    In the late 80's my Hapkido school in California hosted the Korean Hapkido demo team and we were doing some training that involved some kicks to the groin, everytime I pulled my kick to the Korean's groin they would get upset and tell me "In Korea we train for real" I would tell them "In the U.S. we plan to use our balls one day" they didn't understand the joke, but after that I would kick the guy in the nuts..I was impressed but still thought they were stupid...
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    Zulu-

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    very nice!!

    Quote Originally Posted by zuluzerosix View Post
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    Default Re: Training for a kick in the balls

    Uuhhhhhh

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    Default Re: Training for a kick in the balls

    painful_street.jpg

    The street KH grew up on.
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    Default Re: Training for a kick in the balls

    can u please update the link of this video, the link seems to be broken and not playing the clip

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve1234 View Post
    can u please update the link of this video, the link seems to be broken and not playing the clip

    Can U please post an introduction.......WTF.


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    While they are training for a kick in the balls I'll be training to shoot them in the face.
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    I have 12 years in American and European kickboxing (BK1) and quite a few years in Jiu Jitsu (BRN1) and a touch of Thai Boxing (level 2 MACP but thats not shit, as we all know) and Ive spent most of my life in a gym and around some crazy(ish) people. My Sensei trained under Professor Wally Jay (quick name drop, RIP) and when we would go to exhibitions and shows and Super Fights etc.. these kids would put on some acts with this shit and Ernie Boggs (Instructor/owner) would always say "I dont care how big you are, how fast you are or how good you are......Vern, you just dont kick a man in the nuts."

    Competitively......potentially.

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