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  1. 11-19-2009, 08:58 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by zanshin View Post
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    I logged into Pnet for the first time in two years.


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    I'll admit; I wuz getting a tad bit curious. Now I have to move all that stuff. Again...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lower_Jumper View Post
    I logged into Pnet for the first time in two years.


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    I'm tellin you guys it's them fuckin smillies,them little bastards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RockOut View Post
    During my flashforward I was naked in a keg of jello with Punky Brewster. What did y'all see?
    You suck! I just snorted Coke Zero out my fucking nose.....

    Thanks, fucker!
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    The withdrawal symptoms were getting serious...thanks for the fix!
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    The site went down just as I clicked the "Verification" button. I thought,"Dang, the Bullshit Detector here is finely calibrated."
    I am glad to see that it actually was not my fault after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RockOut View Post
    During my flashforward I was naked in a keg of jello with Punky Brewster. What did y'all see?
    I saw myself skydiving naked with Alyssa Milano and pre-kids and meltdown Britney Spears.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LOOON View Post
    I thought I got banned.
    On that note....lockified.


    just kidding. How could they ban you?...you got the keys to all the locked threads!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altimeter View Post
    I saw myself skydiving naked with Alyssa Milano and pre-kids and meltdown Britney Spears.



    You just stay the fuck away from my girl Alyssa. I have been beating off to her since 1987. Yeah I said it 1987 fuckers. I have a picture of her up in my junior high locker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyshark View Post
    You just stay the fuck away from my girl Alyssa. I have been beating off to her since 1987. Yeah I said it 1987 fuckers. I have a picture of her up in my junior high locker.

    Alt you keep the fuck away from her. You hear me????
    I dont have to get near her to have a good time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyshark View Post
    You just stay the fuck away from my girl Alyssa. I have been beating off to her since 1987. Yeah I said it 1987 fuckers. I have a picture of her up in my junior high locker.

    Alt you keep the fuck away from her. You hear me????


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    Quote Originally Posted by blackflagg509 View Post
    Skynet fired the first shot in the war to limit all our communication with each other.
    Who talked about the machine?!?! OPSEC people!! Jeez Loius.....
  15. 11-19-2009, 12:47 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by RockOut View Post
    During my flashforward I was naked in a keg of jello with Punky Brewster. What did y'all see?
    Not that and boy am I glad


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