True Friendship (No Sissy Crap!)

[Rocket1972]

Number 8 is fucking funny!!


Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?



Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.



You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.







1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sadlike a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.



2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.



3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.



4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.



5.When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.



6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.



7.When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.



8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

[SHARK TWO SEVEN]

Good stuff.

[AirborneCA]

I would say "Sad but true" but.....its just true!

[RedFalcon]

With your permission, I would like to use this. Good stuff

[Golf-Tree]

Nice

[lz_NorthPole]

Sounds about right

[lawndart504]

I'm sure there are more that we do as friends, but its a good start.

[bg]

This fits in nicely with the essay about the difference between a "friend" who will encourage you to meet an enemy with peaceful negotiation, and a "true friend" who will help you dig the hole after "negotiations" are over.