BOB ON THE FOB

**VoTrooper99** · 06-25-2009, 10:43 PM

When my reserve unit was called up this one PFC showed up with some crazy ass fantasy knife when we did home station training for a week before heading to Ft. Bliss to head out to Iraq.

The mother fucker had a black and silver handle with a blade coming out of each side. Not just any blade but a fucking six incher off each side with crazy ass feathering to the blade. It looked some thing like the third one down here.

I asked him, Private...what the hell are you going to do with that? He told me it was in case he ever got into any "hand to hand shit". He was assigned to a slot as a supply clerk by the way.

I told him I never wanted to see it again, because he'd just fucking hurt himself with it. He may or may not have brought it, but I never saw it.

Funny how some assholes think.

**VoTrooper99** · 06-25-2009, 10:44 PM

By the way I just ordered that upside down claymore shirt a couple days ago. Funny stuff.

**SOWT** · 06-26-2009, 08:11 AM

Loved these cartoons, I'll admit it-I was a geardo when I was on AD.

**RedFalcon** · 06-26-2009, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by VoTrooper99

When my reserve unit was called up this one PFC showed up with some crazy ass fantasy knife when we did home station training for a week before heading to Ft. Bliss to head out to Iraq.

The mother fucker had a black and silver handle with a blade coming out of each side. Not just any blade but a fucking six incher off each side with crazy ass feathering to the blade. It looked some thing like the third one down here.

I asked him, Private...what the hell are you going to do with that? He told me it was in case he ever got into any "hand to hand shit". He was assigned to a slot as a supply clerk by the way.

I told him I never wanted to see it again, because he'd just fucking hurt himself with it. He may or may not have brought it, but I never saw it.

Funny how some assholes think.

was he a klingon?

**retread** · 06-26-2009, 10:04 AM

as someone who didnt experience all this FOB stuff, Yall are funny!

**Rocket1972** · 06-26-2009, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by RedFalcon

was he a klingon?

I have heard that there are Klingon's on Uranus but that is just a rumor.

**retread** · 06-26-2009, 10:19 AM

ahh, rumors

**Darksaga** · 06-26-2009, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Rocket1972

I have heard that there are Klingon's on Uranus but that is just a rumor.

So YOU"RE the Rumint guy!

**grunt** · 06-27-2009, 08:59 AM

that is some funny shit

**zuluzerosix** · 06-27-2009, 12:17 PM

Good post, LMAO! Rep points inbound. Now fucking drop for making fun of your fellow soldiers!

**MI~intheSky** · 06-28-2009, 07:14 AM

Saw these posters when I was in iraq funny, these people exist! My least favorite was the shower princess, hoping around in cold water cussing up a storm isnt how I like waking up.

**lawndart504** · 06-28-2009, 01:42 PM

How do you like waking up? I know i had to ask.

**MI~intheSky** · 06-28-2009, 04:33 PM

well oddly as it sounds men n women arent all that different well at least the sane women who will get over their lame hold ups lol so take a wild guess! how would you want to wake up. hmm open the shades and see naked midgets on a slip n slide in your front lawn right?