Marine Corp Veteran from VA

**509th Pathfinder** · 06-20-2009, 07:51 AM

Welcome to the DDZ Marine.

**skywalker** · 06-20-2009, 08:09 AM

Welcome Marine.......

**lz_NorthPole** · 06-20-2009, 09:27 AM

Welcome

**FISTER** · 06-20-2009, 09:45 AM

Welcome

**zuluzerosix** · 06-20-2009, 11:30 AM

Welcome here Marine.

Here is the SOP....

Being a Marine obligates you to buying the first round for eveyone here with Silver Wings.

Being non-Airborne obligates you to a second round accented by hookers.

I hope you brought your wallet. I'll have a Schlitz chased by a flat headed midget or dwarf hooker. (I need the flat head to set my Schlitz on.)

Oh, BTW, make sure she has those really short little arms.

**Philvis** · 06-20-2009, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by zuluzerosix

Welcome here Marine.

Here is the SOP....

Being a Marine obligates you to buying the first round for eveyone here with Silver Wings.

Being non-Airborne obligates you to a second round accented by hookers.

I hope you brought your wallet. I'll have a Schlitz chased by a flat headed midget or dwarf hooker. (I need the flat head to set my Schlitz on.)

Oh, BTW, make sure she has those really short little arms.

You really believe that "Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected" don't you? I know for a fact I don't have to buy the second round AND the hooker..you have to choose one or the other.

**zuluzerosix** · 06-20-2009, 02:58 PM

If you pay for the hooker/midget can you make sure she has the small little arms? If so I will take the midget. If she does not have the little arms, then it will be a Schlitz. I will let you suprise me. The only reason I am letting you get away with this is because you seem to have a bit of a spark about you. So I am letting you slide on this one.

BTW, thanks for your service.

**Philvis** · 06-20-2009, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by zuluzerosix

If you pay for the hooker/midget can you make sure she has the small little arms? If so I will take the midget. If she does not have the little arms, then it will be a Schlitz. I will let you suprise me. The only reason I am letting you get away with this is because you seem to have a bit of a spark about you. So I am letting you slide on this one.

BTW, thanks for your service.

A small armed midget may be easier to find than a Schlitz around here. I know the just started brewing it using the original formula recently. Too bad I live in Virginia...

**Altimeter** · 06-20-2009, 04:56 PM

Welcome, Jarhead. Thanks for your service.

**Ops NCO** · 06-20-2009, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Philvis

You really believe that "Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected" don't you? I know for a fact I don't have to buy the second round AND the hooker..you have to choose one or the other.

Well, damn. We just might have a keeper here.