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    Oklahoma City police probe Alba link to vandalism

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    By SEAN MURPHY, Associated Press Writer Sean Murphy, Associated Press Writer Wed Jun 10, 5:36 pm ET
    OKLAHOMA CITY – Jessica Alba ... a vandal?
    Photos have surfaced that appear to show her defacing Oklahoma City property with posters of a great white shark, and police are investigating.
    Police discovered the posters — aimed at raising awareness about the species' declining numbers — glued to a downtown bridge and elsewhere, including a billboard displaying a United Way advertisement.
    Police Sgt. Gary Knight said Wednesday that investigators have not interviewed Alba, who co-starred in the "Fantastic Four" movies as well as "Sin City" and "Good Luck Chuck." She's in Oklahoma filming "The Killer Inside Me," which co-stars Casey Affleck and Kate Hudson. (A 1976 adaptation of the Jim Thompson novel starred Stacy Keach.)
    Telephone messages left with Alba's lawyer and publicist were not returned Wednesday, but the 28-year-old actress released a statement to apologize.
    "I got involved in something I should have had no part of," Alba said. "I realize that I should have used better judgment, and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."
    Photos that apparently show Alba gluing posters and posing before the defaced billboard were posted to the site of blogger White Mike, but later removed. According to the site, the posters are designed to raise awareness of the dwindling population of great white sharks.
    A statement posted to the site Wednesday read: "International pressure is the only way to do it and that starts in Oklahoma, the heartland of America."
    An official with the city's Parks and Recreation Department reported the incident to police Monday after spotting the posters and the photos on the Internet. Alba's name is redacted from the police report because she has not been arrested or charged with any crime, Knight said.
    United Way of Central Oklahoma President Bob Spinks said Wednesday the group accepts Alba's apology.
    "Just as she is passionate about her cause, we are passionate about serving the people of central Oklahoma," Spinks said. "The interesting thing about this is with our fundraising campaign kicking off today, it's been sort of a funny thing that this has happened at this particular point.
    "This is probably the best unearned media we've had in a long time."
    Under Oklahoma law, maliciously defacing property can be a felony punishable by prison time if the value of the damage exceeds $1,000 or more.
    Estimates of the damage are between $500 and $700, said Kristy Yager, a spokeswoman for the city.



    I tried to leave a message to tell Jesse (thats what I'll call her when we are alone) to come see me. I'll protect her from those mean old Parks Dept guys.

    She appears to be very busy and can't come to the phone.


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    Jesse can't talk right now because she's got my dick in her mouth. But I'll have her call you as soon as she's done.

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    Since you're a brother Falcon, alright. Just make her brush her teeth before you send her over.

    She's a hell of a lot better than ol' Two Mil Lil, ain't she?




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    She should have to make amends!
    I would prefer BJ's for all of us who were "offended" but at least naked pics of her snatch and her taking a DNA batch on her face would suffice.
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    Because we all know how endagered Great Whites are in Oklahoma.

    I still want to kick her ass for going door-to-door in order to solicit votes for that bastard in the White House.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post
    Because we all know how endagered Great Whites are in Oklahoma.

    I still want to kick her ass for going door-to-door in order to solicit votes for that bastard in the White House.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feetasshead View Post
    She should have to make amends!
    I would prefer BJ's for all of us who were "offended" but at least naked pics of her snatch and her taking a DNA batch on her face would suffice.
    Just bing "Jessica Alba naked" and see what you come up with
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    Default Re: Assholes, leave her alone!

    Quote Originally Posted by VB View Post
    Just bing "Jessica Alba naked" and see what you come up with
    Your hands havent fell off yet? I bet you paint your office with a new coat of white everyday.



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