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  1. 02-16-2009, 11:00 PM #1
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    Sweet! Gnapolean - Tales of Gnappy, the APO traveling Gnome

    This thread serves to chronicle the adventures of Gnappy, the traveling ArmyParatrooper.org gnome.

    Gnappy I

    18 May 2008 - Inprocessed OSUT (Ft. CAL)
    13 Aug 2008 - TDY enroute to Ft. Itchee
    00 Sep 2008 - honored guest at the inaugural Summer Sizzler
    05 Oct 2008 - listed as MIA (search begins)
    01 Feb 2009 - search terminated - status: MIA

    Gnappy II

    04 Feb 2009 - inprocessed OSUT (Ft. CAL)
    16 Feb 2009 - graduated OSUT (Ft. CAL)
    17 Feb 2009 - TDY enroute to BAC (Ft. Itchee)
    19 Feb 2009 - arrived at Ft. Itchee
    20 Feb 2009 - Begins BAC Ground Week
    - Graduated BAC, on block leave
    - Disneyland trip with Skyshark
    24 April 2009 - honored guest at the 2009 Reunion in Waller, TX
    11 May 2009 - orders to to Afghanistan, enroute
    18 May 2009 - arrived Kandahar (KAF), Afghanistan for inprocessing
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    God bless him I thought the little shit had gotten killed in one of the titty bars in Norfolk. He may be a scrapper but at 20 lbs he aint got it.
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    I have a retired 1st Sgt working for me that is about the same height and is an exact duplicate... beard and all. The only thing is I can't ge thim to wear the damn hat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksaga View Post
    I have a retired 1st Sgt working for me that is about the same height and is an exact duplicate... beard and all. The only thing is I can't ge thim to wear the damn hat!

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    Fort CAL? Man, that place is a DUMP. Do they still have that roach problem in the mess hall?
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    Oh, I forgot to mention this. For Gnappys BAC graduation, I am taking him to a stripper friend to hook him up. I will definitely get pics of that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itchee96 View Post
    Oh, I forgot to mention this. For Gnappys BAC graduation, I am taking him to a stripper friend to hook him up. I will definitely get pics of that!
    Since he's going to "Coscom Jump School", at least he'll learn something....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ops NCO View Post
    Since he's going to "Coscom Jump School", at least he'll learn something....

    Yeah...like how to take the bowtie off of Itchee's "stripper friend's" big beefy neck with his teeth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedFalcon View Post
    Yeah...like how to take the bowtie off of Itchee's "stripper friend's" big beefy neck with his teeth.


    You guys are confusing me with Dark.

    I had a teaser picture of said FEMALE stripper, nekkid, but you guys will have to wait.
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    Careful if SB gets him first. You have to wipe the lube off carefully or he could slip out of your grip and fall.
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    Gnappy has arrived. He will in process tomorrow and Monday he will start Ground Week!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itchee96 View Post
    Gnappy has arrived. He will in process tomorrow and Monday he will start Ground Week!
    Is he en-route to my A.O. yet?
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    Skyshark is a Gnappophile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itchee96 View Post
    Gnappy has arrived. He will in process tomorrow and Monday he will start Ground Week!
    So, did Gnappy get his wings on Friday? Or did the rain cause a delay?
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