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  1. 12-18-2008, 01:31 PM #1
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    I laughed my ass off

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    Oh Crap that hurt
    You're right! That poor table must be really hurtin'
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    Darwinism at it's finest.

    It would have been funnier if the iron would have fallen off the ironing board and konked her in the head.
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    OMFG..Im cryin' over here! I just sent that up to my main office..they are having a rough day and will appreciate it!
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    Damn....

    Just as I was getting into her table dance.


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    And then she was actually desperate enough for attention to post it on the Internet. If that was me, That video would be lost in time like the identify of the fire station that took Dark's mom's virginity.

    I do know that they needed a ladder truck to gain access, but that's all I know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 307th_ACE View Post
    Damn....

    Just as I was getting into her table dance.


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    1 Fat wannabe singer + 32 feet per second squared = Funny!

    Money shot is at 2:50... nothing worthwhile before or after.
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    What a dumb bitch.
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    That was funny as hell.....but damn must have hurt! Had to........My Dad told me one time,boy if your going to be dumb you better be tuff........Well old lard ass there must be one tuff bitch........

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