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  1. 12-17-2008, 07:56 PM #1
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    While I was out Christmas Shopping today we went to the Bass Pro Shop and on our way out to the car I found this fancy vending machine.....We are so Redneck....

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    So is it now in your garage?
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    You know you're a redneck if,....
    Bring on the Sizzler


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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post
    So is it now in your garage?

    No, HH6 denied the request.....I tried though
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    I'll have a talk with her.

    That's a must-have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post
    I'll have a talk with her.

    That's a must-have.

    Kinda like the condom vending machine in your garage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Comrade Skyshark View Post
    Kinda like the condom vending machine in your garage?

    No, like the rohypnol machine in your basement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post
    No, like the rohypnol machine in your basement.
    Dammit, now I have to go look up what the fuck rohypnol is...
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    They're Jim's magic fuck-me pills.

    Oddly enough, women (or farm animals) don't remember the event with or without them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAL View Post
    Dammit, now I have to go look up what the fuck rohypnol is...
    Psssttt... It's a date rape drug

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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post
    They're Jim's magic fuck-me pills.

    Oddly enough, women (or farm animals) don't remember the event with or without them.
    Sounds like there's a story behind this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post
    They're Jim's magic fuck-me pills.

    Oddly enough, women (or farm animals) don't remember the event with or without them.

    P.S. You still left with a coke and a smile didn't ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Comrade Skyshark View Post
    P.S. You still left with a coke and a smile didn't ya?
    I don't remember.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VB View Post
    Psssttt... It's a date rape drug

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