Im voting Democrat because...

**ABN5-0** · 09-09-2008, 10:57 PM

I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies, so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even, and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the GOVERNMENT sees fit.

I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days, to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I believe that open borders and government giveaways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.

I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

This was posted on another site. These are not my views but thought it was funny.

bg · 09-09-2008, 11:06 PM

Liar! You're posting that shit from your own liberal blog!! ADMIT IT!!!

**VoTrooper99** · 09-09-2008, 11:15 PM

I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm stealing this!

**ABN5-0** · 09-09-2008, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by bgermain

Liar! You're posting that shit from your own liberal blog!! ADMIT IT!!!

You got me.

**RockOut** · 09-10-2008, 07:10 AM

You can put lipstick on a pig, ....

VB · 09-10-2008, 07:48 AM

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, All the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, What would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'

**P-Chop** · 09-10-2008, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by ABN5-0

I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

This was posted on another site. These are not my views but thought it was funny.

This is definitely your view!

**Altimeter** · 09-10-2008, 08:51 AM

**GLaw** · 09-10-2008, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by ABN5-0

I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies, so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even, and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the GOVERNMENT sees fit.

I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days, to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I believe that open borders and government giveaways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.

I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

This was posted on another site. These are not my views but thought it was funny.

Hey Kool Aid!