I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies, so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even, and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the GOVERNMENT sees fit.
I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days, to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I believe that open borders and government giveaways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.
I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
This was posted on another site. These are not my views but thought it was funny.