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    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders.
    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

    'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

    'They're mating,' her father replied.

    'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

    'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

    'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying...
    'Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback Mountain shit in our garden.'


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    The thread should have been titled "A Day in Sponge's Garden".
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    The young dead soldiers do not speak.
    Nevertheless, they are heard in the still houses:
    who has not heard them?
    We leave you our deaths. Give them their meaning.
    We were young, they say. We have died; remember us. Macleish

    When I die, bury me face-down so the world can kiss......my......ass.

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    Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. -General George S. Patton, Jr.
    Meine Ehre heißt Treue-My Honor is called Loyalty-Waffen SS Motto

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    Some people are meant to be COPS and others are meant to call us.

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    That's funny....

    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter
    and those that matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Suess

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