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    My son The Veterinarian




    One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering,
    the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It
    happened again the next week!
    >
    > The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was
    collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the
    plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,
    approached her.
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    > 'Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a
    week in the collection plate,' he stated.

    >'Why yes,' she replied, 'every week my son sends me money,
    and
    I give some of it to the church.'
    >
    > The pastor replied, 'That's wonderful, but $1,000 is a
    lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?'
    >
    The elderly woman answered, '$10,000 a week.'
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    > The pastor was amazed. 'Your son must be very successful.
    What does he do for a living?'
    >
    > 'He is a veterinarian,' she answered.
    >
    > 'That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they
    made that much money, the pastor said. 'Where does he practice?'
    >
    > The woman answered proudly, 'In Nevada. He has two cat
    houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno.'

    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter
    and those that matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Suess

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    Thats funny
    http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j307/yrualeg1/sigpic787_4gif-2.gif

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    Bring on the Sizzler


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    المتخلف اللص

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    Some people are meant to be COPS and others are meant to call us.

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    Sweet... I wonder if he gives paratrooper discounts...
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