Ralph the Hen
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his
sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.
Peter said,
"You died in your sleep, Ralph."
Ralph was stunned.
"I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too
much to live for.
Send me back!
St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can
go back, and that is as a chicken."
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him
to a farm Near his home.
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,
clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past.
"So, you're the new hen, huh? How's
your first day here?"
"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange
feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!"
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, obviously you've
never laid an egg before? Well, just relax and let it happen.
It's no big deal," said the rooster.
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped
his first egg!
Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.
He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the
back of his head, and heard his wife shout.....
"Dammit, Ralph! Wake up.
You're shitting in the bed!"
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Originally Posted by ShortBusDriver82
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