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  1. 02-27-2008, 07:33 AM #1
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    ct: FW: A funny must read...Doctors never laugh



    Doctors never laugh the Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."




    "Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.




    Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.




    "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"




    "It's swollen," Bob replied.

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    ct: FW: A funny must read...Doctors never laugh





    Doctors never laugh the Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
    "Okay then," Cal said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
    Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
    "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"
    "It's swollen," Cal replied.
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    That's fucking funny...
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